IM ACUTLALY TINTIN, I want you to imagine yourself in a gigantic field of hot cocks. A dot in the distance, the Lord of Boners hovers above the sea of bristling meat and proclaims "I am the scarecrow," but still you pay him no mind. In this valley of erections, you are in search of the one flaccid penis in a field of stiff grass. Throbbing dicks twitch and spurt as you make your way across the expanse looking for that one floppy cock. And then you trip.

I want you to imagine yourself in a gigantic field of hot cocks. A dot in the distance, the Lord of Boners hovers above the sea of bristling meat and proclaims “I am the scarecrow,” but still you pay him no mind. In this valley of erections, you are in search of the one flaccid penis in a field of stiff grass. Throbbing dicks twitch and spurt as you make your way across the expanse looking for that one floppy cock. And then you trip.